A funny story.

Ok, not really so funny. But I feel compelled to tell it anyway.

There's a guy. He alegedly steals a car, drives away really fast as to avoid getting arrested. Comes to a twisty part of a strange road going way too fast and leaves the roadway. Not wanting to crash in the lake in a stolen car, he overcorrects and launches his car across the road where it rolls, and lands in a slough. Car catches on fire, and driver climbs out and is found 20 feet away unconcious and paralyzed from hips down.

We do a search for the guy, traffic control, and land stars. The fire burns itself out.

Crazy...