I read this quote by a dude named Gover over on Wired.com about a story on the rumored apple tablet testing that might be going on.   It made milk come out of my nose.

If Apple put out an egg-shaped device with spikes on it that got real hot, and called it the iButtPlug, the day after release thousands of Apple cultists would be grimacing and uncomfortably shuffling around with blood stains on the seat of their pants.
People will buy it because Apple made it. Then they’ll find a reason to need it.

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The article itself was sortof interesting.  It speculates that Apple is testing a soon to be released Apple tablet. The other side to the data is that this may just be a next version iphone or itouch.