Tuesday, June 01, 2010

What are you doing on the hiway?

Apparently 15% of people have performed some sex act while driving. And that's just the ones who'll admit to it.

Here's an article that describes the various distractions drivers have admitted to.

I've personally seen some strange stuff on the hiway.


A lady reading a book. A 700 page romance trash novel right up in the center of the steering wheel

A guy looking through a rifle scope. No gun attached, just a rifle scope looking 'downrange'. The guys looked a little odd... and I suspect he is the tinfoil hat type.

Sex on the hi way. While I didn't actually witness the act in progress, I did get to see the aftermath. Someone had a lot of 'splainin' to do. No shoes, no pants, ran off the end of a dead end road. I'm not sure if the couple  went in the ambulance out of fear of injury or straight humiliation. 8)

There is a true downside to all the distractions. We see them too much in the form of inconvenient road closures, body bags, and funerals.

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