Microwave popcorn

I sit near the kitchen in my office, and every day like clockwork, 08:30 someone makes popcorn. It is the most offensive smell know to man.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy popcorn as much as the next guy. It's just plain rude to make it in the office. Its like eating 10 bowls of chillie, 6 beers, and a been burrito the night before coming to work and walking around the office gassin your co-workers. Just plain wrong.


I challange Orvil and his boy to make a microwave popcorn that tastes like popcorn, but doesn't smell like popcorn.